[text(s) from dracula's phone to everyone that can possibly be contacted with it]

[bagropa]

text 1:

Is this a communciator

thirty seconds later:

Why do you ceelbrate this holida with crude explosive decives

one minute later:

hat is the meaing of theday i do not even??

three minutes later:

you area ll butts

Comments

[rae_of_sun]

[Okay, normally she'd ignore this sort of thing, but seriously, what the hell?]

Who is this?

1/3

[johnny_truant]

wat the fcuk?

2/3

[johnny_truant]

who r you even. how did you get this number

3/3

[johnny_truant]

are you like actualdracula because i thought you dbe a better spller

[heysoulsister]

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