[text(s) from dracula's phone to everyone that can possibly be contacted with it]

[bagropa]

text 1:

Is this a communciator

thirty seconds later:

Why do you ceelbrate this holida with crude explosive decives

one minute later:

hat is the meaing of theday i do not even??

three minutes later:

you area ll butts

Comments

[bagropa]

well yiu are ine wgi Is saying things

[johnny_truant]

i am drunk as fuck whts your excuse

[bagropa]

Ibre ineb yES an do not miss misdeni gate me

1/2

[johnny_truant]

oh ok. rock on buddy

2/2

[johnny_truant]

sowho rhefuck r yiu

[bagropa]

sunhein???

[johnny_truant]

what??