[text(s) from dracula's phone to everyone that can possibly be contacted with it]

[bagropa]

text 1:

Is this a communciator

thirty seconds later:

Why do you ceelbrate this holida with crude explosive decives

one minute later:

hat is the meaing of theday i do not even??

three minutes later:

you area ll butts

Comments

[heysoulsister]

b̥͓̙̟̘̬̖́̿̅ͮͦ͗ͬṵ̜͕̩̉̓͒͂̑ͩ̌ͅẗ̞̙͋̾͋t͙͉͇̯̙s̫͕̰͇̓͒ ̲̮ ̜͕̱̥͕̻͖̓̆B̝͔́U̳̖̭̺͎̺ͯ͊̐T̫̲̫̔T͖̜̻̺͂̊̄̃̈S̳͔͚̆
̠̠̝͓͉̉͊
ͯ͆͒B͚͉͍̹̰͑̋̂̓̄̍ͥǘ̠͎͔̼̺̲̄Ṯ͔̞̦̭̭͋̔͆̆ͧ̊t̲̩͙Sͣ
̟ͥ̃̂͂ͧͤ͋
̤̱̖ͮ̽͊̿͆̏̂b̥͚͂͊ͮu͕͈̎̈̋̔͋t̠̼̝͚̥̹ͬt̝͙̝͈͉̳̄͛ͦͫ̈́̊s̼̦̩̜̳̺͕̾͂́̓̿bͫ͊̅̽͐ū̮̺̹̻t͈͙̰t̝̻ͥs̯b̽̎̂̂u̿̃̄ͮͦ̀̄t̬͊t̯̺ͥͭ̄s͈͓̞̦͇̱ͤ̓̏ͪ̆̏

[bagropa]

mlk of buttttss

[heysoulsister]

M͈̥̼͙͚̖͙͉͐̿̔̚L͚̬̘̰͛͂K̺ͣ̏̀̎͑̓̎ͪͅ ̤̦͙̼͖̋͋̉͆ͧ̐̄̈ͅẉ̬͕̻̝̀ͧ͗a̭̳̦̲̳ͬ̚s̙̹̜͉̿͛ͤ̿̀̊
͓͎̦͕͖̥͔̼̭ͫͩ̈͆͌̾a̜̝̺͉̼̩̥͆͌̓ͅ
̫̼̯͙̫̬̂̓̃͐̂ͩH̖͍̺̹͕́E̼̖̙̝͙ͧ͋̓̆R̝͓̋̔Ö̭͙͓̥̗̹̺̊͐