[text(s) from dracula's phone to everyone that can possibly be contacted with it]

[bagropa]

text 1:

Is this a communciator

thirty seconds later:

Why do you ceelbrate this holida with crude explosive decives

one minute later:

hat is the meaing of theday i do not even??

three minutes later:

you area ll butts

Comments

[rae_of_sun]

[Around 5:00, in the hopes it'll encourage him to stay put.]

I'm bringing Bitter Chocolate Death.

[bagropa]

WINNER