a text to the entire network from Rashad's phone

[centralcore]

ATTN ALL: I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE AUDIENCE WITH A SUPERVISING ENTITY. IF YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVISING ENTITY, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

Comments

[has_a_horn]

ugh what do you want

1/4

[centralcore]

Oh I'm sorry was that not straightforward enough for you.

2/4

[centralcore]

I wish. To speak. With a supervising entity.

3/4

[centralcore]

That is what I want.

4/4

[centralcore]

Did you get it that time.

[has_a_horn]

i. am. a. supervising. entity. you should kno this

[lottawork]

There aren't any left. You should know.

Terribly sorry about that.

[Sarcasm can, in fact, be conveyed via the textual medium, as well as the tone of voice one uses when one is not sorry at all.]

[centralcore]

Ohh, you must be the miscreant I have heard so much about.

[centralcore]

I am not the being with whom you believe you are communicating. Though I am very interested in your activities. "Rush."

[lottawork]

Of course.

[The tone and typing style differed significantly enough for him to have deduced that the identity of the user was somewhat atypical after the first response.]

And how might I address you, if you would be so kind.

[biscuit_powered]

Supervising entity of what?

[centralcore]

If you were a supervising entity you'd know. You did not follow my initial instructions, which were almost painfully simple.

[i_jones]

is that a 'responsible adult' or a 'leader of the earth' sort?

1/3

[centralcore]

Hmmm. Little of column A, little of column B, I suppose.

[centralcore]

Mostly I am looking for column C, which is a sensibly-operated organization equipped to contain and respond to these universal breach shenanigans.

[centralcore]

So do you have something for that.

[theoldgirl]

What are your intentions?

1/2

[centralcore]

Who said anything about intentions? I've asked enough loaded questions in my life to know one when I see one. I /intend/ to obtain answers. You know, just little things like "why is this happening to me" and "how do I fix the thing". There. You found me out.

[centralcore]

What are YOUR intentions and are they answering my questions because if not I believe I already made it very clear that I don't wish to hear from you. You people are terrible at following simple directions.

[antitimelord]

There aren't any supervising entities, sorry. Welcome to hell. Pretend I'm holding a flashlight under my chin, or whatever they did in your old universe, which by the way you can't go back to. Again, sorry.

[centralcore]

[Congratulations, Zagreus, you've made her hesitate. What a weird series of things to say. She stares at Rashad's phone for several extra seconds before deciding to just respond like that was a normal thing to say.]

We'll just see about that.

[rae_of_sun]

I guess 'take me to your leader' was too cliche?

[centralcore]

Your guessing skills are impeccable. Well done.

[endless_epithumia]

Do let me know if you find one, I have numerous complaints and no one seems to be available to field them.

[centralcore]

This seems to be endemic. I am going to attempt to correct the situation since nobody else seems interested in doing so.