a text to the entire network from Rashad's phone

[centralcore]

ATTN ALL: I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE AUDIENCE WITH A SUPERVISING ENTITY. IF YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVISING ENTITY, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

Comments

[i_jones]

is that a 'responsible adult' or a 'leader of the earth' sort?

1/3

[centralcore]

Hmmm. Little of column A, little of column B, I suppose.

[centralcore]

Mostly I am looking for column C, which is a sensibly-operated organization equipped to contain and respond to these universal breach shenanigans.

[centralcore]

So do you have something for that.

[i_jones]

used to be part of an org. that did that, doesn't exist in this universe.

[centralcore]

That is extremely helpful data. I am storing it right here in this folder marked 'Extremely Helpful'. And then I am going to put it in a filing cabinet. Which is actually a dumpster.

[i_jones]

you need a better office manager.

[centralcore]

Congratulations, you're hired. Please report to the nearest dumpster, climb inside it, and assume the office management submission position. An escort will be along shortly with further instructions.

[i_jones]

as the new office manager I suggest we use recycling bins instead, it's more environmentally friendly. climbing into things is below my pay grade, I will hire an unpaid intern to do it for me.

[centralcore]

I non-sarcastically like that bit about unpaid interns. I might consider really hiring you. Your actual job would be to hire, and then not pay, interns. Will get back to you.