a text to the entire network from Rashad's phone

[centralcore]

ATTN ALL: I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE AUDIENCE WITH A SUPERVISING ENTITY. IF YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVISING ENTITY, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

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I'm so sorry

[centralcore]

[Doesn't he, though?]

Oh good. One of those has already failed to help me. Your contributions continue to be excellent.

I'm not. o_o

[rae_of_sun]

Protip: try being a bit less snide when asking for favors from literal angels and/or the person who makes the best desserts in this godsforsaken city.

[centralcore]

Oh. Thank you. I'll try to keep that in mind when I - oh, I seem to already have failed. Well. Nobody's perfect. Except you. You are perfect in every way.

[rae_of_sun]

What's your name?

[centralcore]

I am GLaDOS. Don't bother writing it down. This isn't my phone.

[rae_of_sun]

Noted.