a text to the entire network from Rashad's phone

[centralcore]

ATTN ALL: I REQUIRE IMMEDIATE AUDIENCE WITH A SUPERVISING ENTITY. IF YOU ARE NOT A SUPERVISING ENTITY, PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND.

Comments

[lottawork]

Most things here are dysfunctional. I encourage you to fucking well get used to it.

Would you prefer 'newfangled' or simply 'outdated'?

[centralcore]

Cheap insults are the tools of a weak-minded individual, Mr. Rush.

[lottawork]

Doctor.

I see you've already ingested a staggering amount of Durant's single-minded deontological propaganda. Congratulations.

[centralcore]

Oh, Doctor. My mistake. In that case your insults are extra disappointing. You should consider a post-doctorate in sarcasm.

[lottawork]

And you in robotics. Clearly.

[centralcore]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[centralcore]

(That was the noise of a robot laughing)

[lottawork]

For a robot you seem to be having a difficult time utilizing a rather simple piece of technology.

[centralcore]

I am utilizing it perfectly well. The absence of a counterintuitive autocorrective spelling feature in my universe is not a failing on my part.

[lottawork]

I'm sure.

To answer your original query: no such supervising entities exist at present. They were all eliminated with extreme prejudice.

[centralcore]

'Extreme' being the operative function. Or did I mean 'prejudice'.

[centralcore]

I meant both.

[centralcore]

Just how do you people get anything done around here. Who is going to have to clean this mess up. It had better not be me. I just got here.

[lottawork]

Correct.

We function optimally without interference from supervising entities. For context, the vast majority of the Rift-generated population had a considerable hand in the dismantling of said supervising entities.

I imagine you can draw your own conclusions.

[centralcore]

Ah yes, I am familiar with mobs. Sorry. I meant vast majorities. Must have been autocorrect again.

[lottawork]

Yes, I imagine Durant's phone makes for a terribly ineffective means of communication.

[centralcore]

So far the most ineffective component of communication here has been you.

[lottawork]

Tremendously witty. I am deeply wounded.

:(