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[peacefulexplorer]

Hi. I don't usually send open messages but frankly at this point i've run out of options

knowing how things go this is probably the rifts fault somehow and i wanted to know if we're the only ones

so. basically. since I woke up I've been floating about two feeet off the ground. and i cant get down.

also. my roommate's turned into a cat.

does anyone have any advice

Comments

[etherthief]

my phone is a little shit and has a mind of its own now? and it's TELLING PEOPLE THINGS IT SHOULD NOT BE TELLING THEM? YEAH I'D SAY SOMETHING IS HAPPENING

[peacefulexplorer]

yeah okay thats not good

I'd suggest we meet but i think someone floating throuh Manhattan might draw to much attention

[etherthief]

I can't anyway. I have to get to her place right now. TO TELL HER HOW I FEEEEEL

[etherthief]

NO PHONE YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ALREADY DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF THAT YOU TINY ASSHOLE

[etherthief]

ugh I'm sorry. good luck with your thing.

[peacefulexplorer]

thanks. and you too.

maybe get your phone to someone who can temporarily disable it or something

[etherthief]

the best qualified person for that is literally ME, do you think I didn't try that

[etherthief]

I'm sorry I woke up stressed

[peacefulexplorer]

no I don't blame you

short of drowning it in water I dont know what else might work

[etherthief]

I literally took the battery out and it stayed on. So I don't think that would work either. Super awesome THANKS RIFT

[peacefulexplorer]

damn it. I'll text you if i think of anything else but good luck

[etherthief]

thanks man you're a real pal

[peacefulexplorer]

[No message this time, simply a picture of a brown tabby - apparently Seth - glaring powerfully in the camera's direction.]

[etherthief]

Aw. Wait is that your roommate? Who IS your roommate these days, I'm losing track

[etherthief]

Wait is it SETH?? IS THAT SETH

she has now looked at the public shit or whatever, how do phones even work, I don't care

[etherthief]

oh my god

[etherthief]

wow seth makes the CUTEST KITTY don't you agree Daniel

[peacefulexplorer]

for the love of

yes it's seth

I'm staying with seth

I had to leave the rebel apts and he offered to let me crash at his place

[etherthief]

yeah I figured that out once I looked at your other shitshow, that's nice of him, what a guy

[etherthief]

but you did not answer my question

[etherthief]

I mean he's a cute DUDE but I dunno. This might be an improvement.

[peacefulexplorer]

well he's not very happy about it

he's hissing at the phone right now so I dont think he appreciated your comment

[etherthief]

Well yeah but there are worse things. I'm sure we'll get this worked out.

[etherthief]

You should pet him! That'd probably make him feel better.

[peacefulexplorer]

knowing the rift it'll probably fade after a day or two. Just inconvenient