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[peacefulexplorer]

Hi. I don't usually send open messages but frankly at this point i've run out of options

knowing how things go this is probably the rifts fault somehow and i wanted to know if we're the only ones

so. basically. since I woke up I've been floating about two feeet off the ground. and i cant get down.

also. my roommate's turned into a cat.

does anyone have any advice

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[etherthief]

It's not WEIRD or anything, he's a CAT.

[peacefulexplorer]

I don't think he'd appreciate it

youre not seeing the faces hes giving me

go take care of your phone problem

[etherthief]

I am in transit, what else am I supposed to do. You're useless, give the phone to Seth.

[powerdealer]

[Having left Daniel's side specifically to go to his laptop and send Iman a private message in response to this.]

stop

[etherthief]

Dude COME ON. Go make biscuits on his chiseled abs. You know you want to and you're a fucking CAT, you can get away with it and you don't have to confront any ~scary scary man emotions.~ Win win.

[powerdealer]

[Whether this message took a long time to write because Seth was busy making pained cat noises out of embarrassment, or simply because it takes a long time to write with paws, no one knows. Well, except Daniel. Who will not be coming anywhere near this computer.]

im not a cat im just shaped like 1. this is embarrasng enough. i dont work that way

[Also he is nowhere near smooth enough to "get away with it" and he is not sure he would even want to, but it's really hard to communicate that right now. Also everything is really confusing and difficult, DO NOT RUSH HIM, IMAN.]

[etherthief]

[Iman will do as she damn well pleases]

Okay but in all seriousness, he likes you and he's a nice guy. I'm sure he would pet you if you wanted him to. JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.

[powerdealer]

i know

[Trust him, HE KNOWS.]