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[peacefulexplorer]

Hi. I don't usually send open messages but frankly at this point i've run out of options

knowing how things go this is probably the rifts fault somehow and i wanted to know if we're the only ones

so. basically. since I woke up I've been floating about two feeet off the ground. and i cant get down.

also. my roommate's turned into a cat.

does anyone have any advice

Comments

[has_a_horn]

lol

Prayer direct to Gabriel's head yo

[powerdealer]

Gabriel, shut up, this is in no way funny.

[powerdealer]

[Paintstakingly typed with paw.]

pls help this is terrrible

[peacefulexplorer]

yes thanks very helpful

who is this

[has_a_horn]

Gabriel.

wont last forever. probably. pls take lots of pics of cat!seth. I need them

[peacefulexplorer]

he already took like five by accident when he tried to type his message

[powerdealer]

y cant u take them urself

1/4

[singthesong]

I haven't noticed anything weird.

2/4

[singthesong]

[Seconds later, a second text:]

There's nothing wrong here.

3/4

[singthesong]

I am fine.

4/4

[singthesong]

Yes

[peacefulexplorer]

are you sure

[peacefulexplorer]

also who is this

[has_a_horn]

im not home. i mean, i COULD be. but i wouldnt wanna interrupt your lap time.

[has_a_horn]

PICTURES

[wildmage_daine]

It can't be that bad. Cats are marvelous. Are you hurt?

[peacefulexplorer]

Seth's making it kind of difficult

[attached: a picture of a brown blur that probably was, at some point, a cat - before it realized someone was taking a photo and promptly bolted]

[has_a_horn]

How am i gonna make a meme outta that

[peacefulexplorer]

a what

[powerdealer]

just my pride

[has_a_horn]

can haz archaeologist? not much of a ring to that one

[wildmage_daine]

You're lucky a proper cat didn't hear that. And I'd sooner be stuck in cat shape then be spitting out small animals whenever I try to talk aloud, so count your blessings.

[peacefulexplorer]

I have no idea what that means

[attached: a slightly more successful picture - of a cat's nose, which takes up most of the frame]

[powerdealer]

ew. srry.

its not th shape, its the lack of choic

[And the lack of thumbs, and being technically naked, and Daniel trying to take pictures of him to send to Gabe who apparently wants to make him a meme, and the fact he can't really do much of anything. But that's far too much to type for one-button-at-a-time paw typing.]

[etherthief]

Hi Daniel! Did you know that I have a huge crush on Greta?