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[peacefulexplorer]

Hi. I don't usually send open messages but frankly at this point i've run out of options

knowing how things go this is probably the rifts fault somehow and i wanted to know if we're the only ones

so. basically. since I woke up I've been floating about two feeet off the ground. and i cant get down.

also. my roommate's turned into a cat.

does anyone have any advice

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[peacefulexplorer]

yes thanks very helpful

who is this

[has_a_horn]

Gabriel.

wont last forever. probably. pls take lots of pics of cat!seth. I need them

[peacefulexplorer]

he already took like five by accident when he tried to type his message

[has_a_horn]

PICTURES

[peacefulexplorer]

Seth's making it kind of difficult

[attached: a picture of a brown blur that probably was, at some point, a cat - before it realized someone was taking a photo and promptly bolted]

[has_a_horn]

How am i gonna make a meme outta that

[peacefulexplorer]

a what

[has_a_horn]

can haz archaeologist? not much of a ring to that one

[peacefulexplorer]

I have no idea what that means

[attached: a slightly more successful picture - of a cat's nose, which takes up most of the frame]

[powerdealer]

y cant u take them urself

[has_a_horn]

im not home. i mean, i COULD be. but i wouldnt wanna interrupt your lap time.

Prayer

[powerdealer]

[A long while later, as he is getting increasingly bored of not being able to talk except by really slowly typing one letter at a time. And it's been long enough since their... thing, that even though he still feels a bit conflicted, he doesn't exactly have a lot of options for conversation partners right now. Though it sounds more like a voicemail than a conversation. Also he's not going to address the "lap time" comment, though he grumbled about it for ages.]

Hey Gabriel, sorry, typing takes forever. It turns out being a cat is actually really boring. I can't talk to anyone or do anything. Lotta weird stuff going on though, so I guess it could be worse. Glad I'm not spitting out small animals when trying to talk, I just sort of meow. Anything happen to you?

text back

[has_a_horn]

Peter is a goose and he's stuck to my hand

[a goose attempting to rip the phone out of Gabe's hand]

[fucking_ebay]

Text again

[powerdealer]

[He feels weird using prayer too much. Even if this takes much longer. He doesn't have anything better to do.]

dan just thougt i had a seizure or smth but i was just laughing. take pics. ill trade for some of me.