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[peacefulexplorer]

Hi. I don't usually send open messages but frankly at this point i've run out of options

knowing how things go this is probably the rifts fault somehow and i wanted to know if we're the only ones

so. basically. since I woke up I've been floating about two feeet off the ground. and i cant get down.

also. my roommate's turned into a cat.

does anyone have any advice

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[has_a_horn]

Peter is a goose and he's stuck to my hand

[a goose attempting to rip the phone out of Gabe's hand]

[fucking_ebay]

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[powerdealer]

[He feels weird using prayer too much. Even if this takes much longer. He doesn't have anything better to do.]

dan just thougt i had a seizure or smth but i was just laughing. take pics. ill trade for some of me.