[series of texts to any and all network-accessible devices]

[noteasybeingblue]

11111111113333333(

[immediately after]

WH HAN IX parking Kinkos

[approximately thirty seconds later:]

parking parking parking parking parking hat

[after approximately two minutes]

Kinkos

Comments

[much later on the same day]

[starlightcalliope]

do yoU need assistance, love?

[noteasybeingblue]

I AMM GOD buttons are usesfff

[starlightcalliope]

they are a bit finnicky, aren't they? did yoU only jUst receive a miniatUre compUter, too?
try typing very carefUlly, i'm sUre yoU will get the hang of it sooner than yoU think! ^u^
what sort of a godtier are yoU, if yoU don't mind my asking?

[noteasybeingblue]

yes it vee tire some

[noteasybeingblue]

Kinkos godding of prima donna

[noteasybeingblue]

no

[starlightcalliope]

i'm sorry love, bUt yoU simply mUst type more carefUlly, not even i can pUzzle oUt what yoU are trying to say! :U
and i am qUite the experienced pUzzler, if i may say so myself. ~_u
oh! if it shows yoU a different word than the one yoU wrote, try tapping yoUr word again! it isn't very good at gUessing what yoU mean to say, i'm afraid.

[noteasybeingblue]

kinkos god king of pri m ordium

[noteasybeingblue]

Illyria

[starlightcalliope]

illyria, is that yoUr name? or is it kinkos?
either way, it is a pleasUre to meet yoU! i'm callie. ^u^
yoU coUld tell me a little aboUt yoUrself and hone yoUr typing skills in the process!

[noteasybeingblue]

ILLYRIA the medical

[noteasybeingblue]

ILLYRIA THE MERCILESS what is u

[starlightcalliope]

well if yoU ask me, U is the most splendid letter in the hUman alphabet, heehee!
bUt why do yoU call yoUrself merciless? :U

[noteasybeingblue]

to conqur many worlds and crush my venues

[noteasybeingblue]

enemies

[starlightcalliope]

...have yoU done a lot of conqUering and crUshing?

[noteasybeingblue]

not any longer

[starlightcalliope]

no? what is stopping yoU?

[noteasybeingblue]

I swore an oath There wil be no killing of evermin

[starlightcalliope]

oh, that is very good of yoU!
i mUst admit, for a moment i was qUite worried. :U
bUt not killing anyone is so mUch better than the opposite, trUst me.
sometimes, resolving a conflict withoUt resorting to mUrder is the more challenging option, even.

[noteasybeingblue]

I prefer violence

[starlightcalliope]

then why did yoU swear an oath?

[noteasybeingblue]

I have nothing else

[starlightcalliope]

well, if yoU refrain from violence, yoU coUld have friends.
it's a worthwhile trade-off, yoU might want to give it a shot.

[noteasybeingblue]

i do requir a new Weak axman