[series of texts to any and all network-accessible devices]

[noteasybeingblue]

11111111113333333(

[immediately after]

WH HAN IX parking Kinkos

[approximately thirty seconds later:]

parking parking parking parking parking hat

[after approximately two minutes]

Kinkos

Comments

[antitimelord]

Excuse me?

[noteasybeingblue]

[after several minutes]

whht s prp soe f obje c??

[erratic_hematic]

wrong number mate. Fuck off

[antitimelord]

It's for communication. Or, in your case, providing amusing word puzzles. I like those, coincidentally. Do it again.

[noteasybeingblue]

hyy s phony correct KINKOS

[noteasybeingblue]

donut

[noteasybeingblue]

donut tant god

[antitimelord]

But it's so much fun. Besides, what else should I be doing?

[antitimelord]

Well, I could try to help, I suppose.

[noteasybeingblue]

s object into woes KINKOS intolerable !!!!

[erratic_hematic]

not my problem

[erratic_hematic]

go ask someone how autocorrect works

[antitimelord]

I guess you win, I didn't get hardly any of that. Play again?

SO YOU WANTED CROWLEY AND ILLYRIA TO MEET

[anguiform]

Autocorrect's a bugger, huh?

[via Illyria's phone] 1/2

[bibliophale]

Crowley it's me I told her not to do this but she keeps doing it, now she's FIGHITNG

2/2

[noteasybeingblue]

THISZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 1 mine

[anguiform]

Told who?

[anguiform]

Wow. I bet. Yeah you've gotta be stern with the angel or he'll appropriate all your stuff

[bluesuit_handy]

Is timmy down the well?

[bibliophale]

do not encourage

[noteasybeingblue]

nnnnnn

[noteasybeingblue]

no

[much later on the same day]

[starlightcalliope]

do yoU need assistance, love?

[noteasybeingblue]

I AMM GOD buttons are usesfff

[starlightcalliope]

they are a bit finnicky, aren't they? did yoU only jUst receive a miniatUre compUter, too?
try typing very carefUlly, i'm sUre yoU will get the hang of it sooner than yoU think! ^u^
what sort of a godtier are yoU, if yoU don't mind my asking?