[series of texts to any and all network-accessible devices]

[noteasybeingblue]

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[immediately after]

WH HAN IX parking Kinkos

[approximately thirty seconds later:]

parking parking parking parking parking hat

[after approximately two minutes]

Kinkos

Comments

[starlightcalliope]

well, if yoU refrain from violence, yoU coUld have friends.
it's a worthwhile trade-off, yoU might want to give it a shot.

[noteasybeingblue]

i do requir a new Weak axman

[noteasybeingblue]

Quell trashcan

[noteasybeingblue]

Qwa ha XA H N

[starlightcalliope]

no no no, yoU are losing yoUr temper!
that won't do, if yoU wish to be Understood.
try again, bUt carefUlly.

[noteasybeingblue]

[several minutes pass]

Qwa'ha Xahn

[starlightcalliope]

i am not familiar with that word, bUt i assUme yoUr spelling mUst be improving.
what does it mean?

[noteasybeingblue]

first discipline

disciple

[starlightcalliope]

hmm, i sUppose a disciple can be a kind of friend!
there was a very famoUs disciple in ancient troll lore, who was one of the sUfferer's closest friends as well as his flUshed lover!
it is a lovely story, and very tragic.
bUt that is not qUite what i meant, illyria.
friends sUpport each other in eqUal measUre, each contribUting their UniqUe strengths to the friendship.
one worshipping the other woUld not be a healthy balance!

[noteasybeingblue]

in my tim there ere discpiles and conquerers and those that were ruler..friends wernot among these

[starlightcalliope]

that mUst have been qUite lonely.
conqUering's all well and good, if yoU go in for that sort of thing, bUt what do yoU do when yoU have conqUered everything?
yoU coUld not even share it with anyone becaUse everyone woUld be frightened of yoU!
yoU woUld be doomed to roam the cosmos craving more, never satisfied.
it is better to have little bUt to be able to coUnt trUe friends among that which yoU consider valUable.
perhaps yoU coUld begin a new period of time in yoUr life which does inclUde friends?

[noteasybeingblue]

what ar you to presume to know a god

[starlightcalliope]

jUst someone who is far too familiar with loneliness.
and does not wish it on anyone else.
bUt if that does not apply to yoU, then nevermind.
i can shUt my gobby moUth any time yoU like.