[series of texts to any and all network-accessible devices]

[noteasybeingblue]

11111111113333333(

[immediately after]

WH HAN IX parking Kinkos

[approximately thirty seconds later:]

parking parking parking parking parking hat

[after approximately two minutes]

Kinkos

Comments

[noteasybeingblue]

no

[bluesuit_handy]

Who is this ?

[noteasybeingblue]

kinkos KINKOS KINKOS correctmy kinkos

[bluesuit_handy]

Hello Kinkos. I'm Andrew.

[bluesuit_handy]

Autocorrect?

[noteasybeingblue]

[later that day]

ILLYRIA

[bluesuit_handy]

[After a brief delay in which he tries to remember who this is.]

Thats a much better name than Kinkos

[noteasybeingblue]

Ths device doesnot understand m e I AMMMgod

[bluesuit_handy]

All hail Kinkos?

[bluesuit_handy]

Sorry. Did you really mean god or is that autocorrect?

[noteasybeingblue]

yes

[bluesuit_handy]

Yes?

[noteasybeingblue]

god king

[bluesuit_handy]

And here I thought you were just a god ;

[bluesuit_handy]

This changes everything

[noteasybeingblue]

aare you mocking me

[bluesuit_handy]

Maybe

[noteasybeingblue]

DONUT MAOCK IL

[bluesuit_handy]

There is so much I could say right now