[Text to Johnny]

[antitimelord]

Hey, what dress size are you, again?

Comments

(starting to get really creeped out by how he can't stop taking the possum bait)

[johnny_truant]

you know what would REALLY hurt my feelings, is if you left me alone and never called ever again. I would just be so devastated. you should do that.

[antitimelord]

You'd be a little hurt, and you know it.

[johnny_truant]

I'll take that bet, why don't we try it and see