[Text to Johnny]

[antitimelord]

Hey, what dress size are you, again?

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after several minutes and several attempts

[johnny_truant]

you were THERE the one time I wore a dress, shouldn't you already know this

1

[antitimelord]

Well, you know how dreams are.

2

[antitimelord]

Oh wait, that was your mind, wasn't it.

1/2

[johnny_truant]

oh yeah, let's play THAT game

2/2

[johnny_truant]

like you don't fucking remember. fuck you.

[antitimelord]

Oh no, I've hurt your feelings, haven't I? Well now I feel terrible.

(starting to get really creeped out by how he can't stop taking the possum bait)

[johnny_truant]

you know what would REALLY hurt my feelings, is if you left me alone and never called ever again. I would just be so devastated. you should do that.

[antitimelord]

You'd be a little hurt, and you know it.

[johnny_truant]

I'll take that bet, why don't we try it and see