[anonymous, encrypted vine to most or all riftie network accessible phones]

[i_jones]

[a message that, if opened - though which doesn't need to be in order to reply - displays an approximately six-second, silent zoom shot of a latte with a decorative dragon passant on top... or maybe a dog passant with spikes... but probably a dragon]

Comments

[i_jones]

You'll have to pick me up. Have a look at the big blue shotgun collection while you're here.

[antitimelord]

Been there, done that. Can only imagine the racket you're hearing right now, too. Or maybe she's given up.

[i_jones]

The walls feel distinctly disgruntled. But then I have an active imagination.