[anonymous, encrypted vine to most or all riftie network accessible phones]

[i_jones]

[a message that, if opened - though which doesn't need to be in order to reply - displays an approximately six-second, silent zoom shot of a latte with a decorative dragon passant on top... or maybe a dog passant with spikes... but probably a dragon]

Comments

[johnny_truant]

who the fuck is this

[i_jones]

sorry is this not tumblr

[johnny_truant]

what the fuck is TUMBLER?

[i_jones]

[jumanji.jpg]

[antitimelord]

You may as well have signed it.

[i_jones]

Sincerely, Smaug. Has that premiered yet?

[antitimelord]

Couldn't tell you. Wanna see it?

[i_jones]

Dinner and a movie?

[antitimelord]

Well, if you're buying.

[i_jones]

You'll have to pick me up. Have a look at the big blue shotgun collection while you're here.

[antitimelord]

Been there, done that. Can only imagine the racket you're hearing right now, too. Or maybe she's given up.

[i_jones]

The walls feel distinctly disgruntled. But then I have an active imagination.