[Wow, not even a greeting, are things really that dire? Yes. But is that an excuse? ...Yes. Cecil is nonetheless a bit put out, though he tries to maintain his soothing and informative air. And does a pretty good job of it, if he has to say so himself.]

It isn't safe to assume anything. Ever. In fact, it's not just unsafe, it's potentially lethal. Also, questionably legal. However, staying off the streets is definitely in your best interest tonight!