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[bibliophale]

Hello, network. This is AZIRAPHALE. I have a bit of an odd request. Would anyone be willing - and equipped - to take care of a young girl for a while? Her name is Lilly and I've been looking after her, but I think it would be best if she had care from a human. She is... sprightly. Please let me know. Thank you. -AZIRAPHALE

P.S. This device insists on capitalizing my name, it is not meant to be that way.

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[bibliophale]

Well... she likes to make things, like little dolls. And she loves to draw. She is still learning not to draw on the walls. So I'd get a good cleaning agent if I were you. Also she is very, er, athletic.