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[singthesong]

What are you supposed to do when youre sick

Pretty sure I'm sick so I asked google and it says I have tonsillitis or cancer or something but I dont know I'm not coughing up blood

So I guess that's good





It also says the mumps or a stroke maybe its a really big list

Comments

[biscuit_powered]

who is google? are you sure they're a licensed doctor?

[singthesong]

Its on the internet

Why would they let not doctors write medical things on the internet

[biscuit_powered]

who even writes the internet?

[singthesong]

I have no idea

[biscuit_powered]

then why would you ask them to diagnose your cancer

[singthesong]

everyone uses it it must be good

[biscuit_powered]

it really doesn't work that way

[singthesong]

I'm sure its fine

Theres a lot of different websites anyway some of them must be

[andhiswife]

I'm sure it's nothing as bad as all that.

Do you want me to come over and check on you?

[singthesong]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Id be dead if I had a stroke? Also I think I'm too young

[singthesong]

Greta I have no idea how old I am

[andhiswife]

You can't be that much older than me, if that. It's probably nothing serious.

[andhiswife]

Sit tight and I'll be there soon.

[singthesong]

Okay I'll be here

[apidae]

Oh sweetie!! You don't have cancer, probably just a cold. It's getting to be that time of year. Do you want some company? I have an excellent immune system. I can make soup!!

[singthesong]

maybe later I think greta's coming now

i've never had a cold before mostly people back home have mental illnesses

[apidae]

Well colds are a little easier to fix, fortunately. It'll be okay. Let me know when you need more company and tell Greta I said hi!

[singthesong]

OK thanks