[text to Greta]

[lottawork]

How aware of you of Iman's extracurricular activities, out of curiosity

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[lottawork]

There are certain circumstances of which you should be made aware.

[andhiswife]

[Oh, for goodness sake. Be a little more coy, why don't you.]

Then tell me, using normal words, instead of beating around the bush.

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[lottawork]

Now isn't a convenient time for me. I need you both present.

[lottawork]

You know where my apartment is located, yes?

[andhiswife]

[If it's not convenient then why is this even happening right now? Please hold while Greta gazes at her phone in confusion and just a bit of disgust.]

Yes. Is Iman there now?

[lottawork]

Not currently, no. Hence - inconvenient.

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[andhiswife]

Well, let me know when she is and I'll come over.

[andhiswife]

In future, you might skip the big mysterious build up and just text me when it IS convenient.

[lottawork]

I had to unexpectedly handle some extenuating circumstances.

[andhiswife]

Oh, I understand completely.