[Text to Iman and Sunshine]

[eliotwaugh]

Hey so uh

is anything weird going on iwth either of you today?
because I seem to be invisible

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[eliotwaugh]

so who's Greta?

[etherthief]

she's a really nice lady who I am really trying very hard not to rush into anything with because she is NEW TO THIS CENTURY and my phone is making that really fucking hard

[eliotwaugh]

that's rough buddy

[etherthief]

The first time I actually really care about somebody in ages, too. like the gross weird kind of care. Like I just think about her all the time and want to be nice to her.

[etherthief]

YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH PHONE WE GET IT

[etherthief]

I guess I am just cursed or something

[eliotwaugh]

hopy fucacktuck godfuckgindammti

[eliotwaugh]

SHIT that is exactly it this Rift bullshit we've been cursed

[etherthief]

oh shit

[etherthief]

yep fuck I think you are probably right

[etherthief]

though I don't really know where 'piece-of-shit gossipy phone' fits into the curse mix

[etherthief]

how fucked up is this place that you're like WE'RE CURSED I did not even QUESTION IT

[eliotwaugh]

ugh I know right, what the fuck
this ishelpful though bc i think something's up with Sunshine, I'm gonna head out to glasers and talk to her if I can figure out how to wear clothes and not look like a movie monster

[eliotwaugh]

god im gonna have to take the fucking subway this is an actual nightmare

[eliotwaugh]

good luck with your phone though! and your ladyfriend!

[etherthief]

yeah yeah. you too

[etherthief]

wait Sunshine I think I know her. baker?

[eliotwaugh]

yup she is hella rad and a fun drunk and I think the curse has made her forget her boyfriend??

what is this day, seriously. what. even.

[etherthief]

wow fuck. good luck with that seriously