[Text to Iman and Sunshine]

[eliotwaugh]

Hey so uh

is anything weird going on iwth either of you today?
because I seem to be invisible

Comments

[eliotwaugh]

god no I am wearing Dries Van Noten pajamas that are now fucking INVISIBLE and I got them at Barneys and I will be so pissed if this thing is permanent because they were two thousand dollars!!!

Also I haven't even seen johnny in like a million years so w/e

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[rae_of_sun]

Well, now I'm sad I don't get to see them.

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[rae_of_sun]

But hey, the single life is pretty sheer. We should get drinks!

[eliotwaugh]

[holy shit has he been misinterpreting Sunshine's tone this whole time? Are things really that bad with her and Billy Idol?]

Oh shit, Im sorry, I know things weren't the best with Spike but i thought you guys were gonna get through it?? but YES drinks definitely

just gotta figure out if I can invisify some shoes and shit I wouldn't mind ruining so I can leave the apartment.

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[rae_of_sun]

Wait who's Spike?

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[rae_of_sun]

Anyway I'm at work, but you should totally come here and haunt the bakery and make cookies disappear. Then drinks!

[eliotwaugh]

That is a hell of a lot more flippant than i'd expect, are you sure you're okay?

cause uh brunch fiasco aside it'd be a LITTLE weird if we just stop talking about the vampire boyfriend, you gotta admit

[rae_of_sun]

[How does one respond to such a slew of ludicrous nonsense? The typing indicator appears and disappears a few times before the actual text comes through.]

I'm pretty sure I would have noticed a boyfriend, especially a frigging vampiric one. But why would I DATE a VAMPIRE gods that is actual crazy talk.

[eliotwaugh]

[Eliot also has no idea to respond to this, and there is a long period of radio silence while he tries to figure out what to say. In the meantime he gets some insight into the shenanigans thanks to Iman, and formulates the bare bones of something that might be called a plan.]

ha ha yes sorry that IS ludicrous, you know me what a card, just trying to keep things light what with all my silly ghost problems

anyway yes I think I will come over and haunt the bakery, give me a...while though, transit is gonna be rough.

[rae_of_sun]

[...]

Oookay. I'll keep an eye out. Ha.