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Are you aware that you're both the location and host of an upcoming party?

Your reaction is both late and redundant.

Fashionably late. Questionably redundant. I just thought you should know. Ought I to RSVP?

Would you dare to step through my door?

Well I was invited. Your word choice isn't inspiring much trust though, I'm afraid. I know better than to expect civilised behaviour from you.

And that took you long enough.

I like to believe the best of people.

Your concept of the best is drastically skewed.

At least I have one. You should tell him his encrypted texts aren't nearly so mysterious as he thinks, by the way.

Tell him yourself. Like most creatures, your opinion has no relevance to him.

Don't you think it would be rude to assault, apprehend, or otherwise accost one of his guests? He's been through so much.

Which is why he would welcome justice done to your existence. Rudeness has nothing to do with it.

Well if you're sure.

Did you even ask him.

I don't need to.

He'll be so disappointed. I can at least send a gift.

No, you can't.

A card then.