applesaucechat | [text to the doctor]

Define there.

there as in on the other end of this chat window, silly. ^u^
this miniatUre compUter is very finnicky. bUt i'm sUre i will get the hang of it!
hmm.

I see that. Is your U key faulty? Try a battery pull.

oh no love, that's jUst my quirk! i like my U's big and conspicUoUs. ~_u
hang on.

there, that is mUch better. thank yoU so mUch, tardis!!

Isn't it a lot of trouble to capitalise just one letter every time? And why is it grey now? Why U's. Is this about the internet?

it is no troUble at all!
well, it is perhaps a wee bit more tedioUs on this device with no proper keyboard, bUt i shall cope.
by the by, yoU only capitalise a few letters per sentence, too. :u
it is grey now becaUse i asked the tardis for a differently coloUred font, and she was kind enoUgh to oblige me! *kisses at tardis!*
i have always loved U's. my chUm handle Used to be UranianUmbra, or UU! ^u^

Edited 2015-01-18 01:16 (UTC)

Yeah, shame about the keyboards, isn't it. Humans, always trying to reinvent the wheel. Why grey, though? I thought you liked colours.

do yoU have the internet here??

Yes, of course. Try 'Petrichor12'

blimey, this compUter terminal is quite Unlike the one in my old room. i shall have to fiddle with it a bit.
which splendid wee icon is the internet?

Try some of the circular ones.

oh, i do love coloUrs! well observed, heehee.
in troll cUltUre, one may choose to renoUnce hemotyping and speak in neUtral coloUrs instead.
hemotyping being the old tradition whereby one types in his or her blood coloUr.
reasons for this woUld inclUde having a blood coloUr that woUld caUse one to be shUnned as a pariah, having no place in the social order.
like mine!

So this is a troll thing. What colour is your blood then? I guess 'blood red' is about to go the way of the 'flesh' coloured crayon. Don't want to be insensitive.

they are ALL circUlar, doctor!!

Edited 2015-01-18 17:45 (UTC)

my blood is lime green, like my cheeks! ^u^
there are a few shades of red blood among trolls, so i sUppose it woUld depend on the crayon whether or not it woUld be a UsefUl descriptor.
however, it woUld be more accUrate to have 'blood bUrgUndy' throUgh to 'blood fUchsia' coloUred crayons!
what's yoUr blood coloUr? :u

And lime green is not good, for trolls? But you stuck with that colour anyway. My blood is just red, very boring. Looks like human blood, though it's a slightly warmer red if you look closely, which I try not to have the opportunity to do. If I were better at regenerating, maybe I could get a nicer colour.

lime blooded trolls Used to be qUite common! bUt then they were hUnted to extinction.
my soUrces were maddeningly Unclear on why this occUrred, bUt i have specUlated it may have been related to the extraordinarily powerfUl psychic abilities they tended to have, even more so than other lowbloods.
this woUld have presented a threat to aUthority that the highbloods simply coUld not abide!
as sUch, i thoUght it made for a thrilling backstory for dear callie ohpeee. ^u^
i do not think hUman blood is very boring, bUt yoUr trollsona can have whichever neat coloUr yoU like!!
blimey, we really mUst get to setting Up that storyboard for yoU. have yoU thoUght aboUt horn shapes yet?
and what does regenerating entail?

Forgot to think about horn shapes. What are some options? Regeneration is...what happens if I get too hurt. New face, new body, new personality. I'll show you all the old ones sometime, when you need a laugh.

hmm, well pretty mUch anything coUld be tUrned into a horn shape, really! straight and pointy is qUite a classic, bUt some degree of cUrl is also common.
my personal favoUrite, obvioUsly!
the size is very variable too, and both horns do not need to be the same shape.
is there a shape you feel particUlarly fond of or that represents yoU in some way? yoUr magic wand, perhaps!
regeneration soUnds fascinating. :U
bUt try not to get hUrt any time soon, yoUr cUrrent personality is rather splendid!
what if i am in need of a laUgh now, thoUgh? uwu

Callie the sonic screwdriver is not a magic wand, it's for science and locks and the occasional shelf. And I think you're probably biased about this personality, it's pretty well bombed in reviews otherwise. But we can look at the old ones if you want.

there is no reason why it coUldn't be both, silly!
a science wand, if yoU like. ^u^
and what poppycock, show me who issUed yoU those reviews and i shall tell them what's what!
oh bUt yes, let's!! how many were there? i Used to be a different shape too, yoU know. u3u
bUt there are no pictUres of me as an infant.

hang on, i foUnd a tablet in the desk!!!

what say yoU? uwu
http://i61.tinypic.com/2mpkk1u.jpg

I think the classic style is too obviously aristocratic, needs more mystery. 'Not sure' reads as 'broken in a fight' at first glance. I'll have to give the other two some thought.

Can I have white hair too?

:U of coUrse!
trolls UsUally have black hair, bUt i mUch prefer white too. and who's to say there might not be some fancifUl mUtations! ^u^
obvioUsly yoU can also have whichever blood coloUr yoU wish.
i simply went with yoUr natUral red to start with.
bUt a shade of blUe woUld be very fetching! to match yoUr eye coloUr, perhaps.
yoU make excellent points regarding the horns. these were jUst the first bUnch that came to mind.
have a think and give me a shoUt if yoU have other ideas to try oUt!
i will keep doodling a bit longer, bUt then i will come find yoU so we can marvel at yoUr old shapes. or laUgh, heehee.
i'm so pleased yoU enjoy the collaborative creation of yoUr trollsona.
it is going to be a splendid adventUre.
*kisses!*

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