[Text to Crowley]

[bibliophale]

Hello Crowley? Is this the right thing to reach you with? I have something I need to ask you. Let me know if you get this. Yours, Asia phallus

Comments

[anguiform]

You've gotta teach the phone to recognise your name as a word. Type it enough times and it will. Though 'Asia phallus' has a ring to it. :P