[Text to Sunshine]

[erratic_hematic]

where do baskets lungs to go on days

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[erratic_hematic]

where do babies like to go on dates

[erratic_hematic]

BAKERS

[after a significant pause]

[rae_of_sun]

… Are you okay?

[erratic_hematic]

YES IM ok this picks is stupid phone

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[rae_of_sun]

What do vampires like to do on dates?

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[rae_of_sun]

NEVERMIND I don't want to know.

What are you up to right now?

[erratic_hematic]

The anak is with me the ANGEL he cash drink a lot of wine

[rae_of_sun]

So you're getting drunk with your new boss?

[erratic_hematic]

yes yes butt you didnt answer my question about days

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[rae_of_sun]

Let me just poll the coalition of bakers and I'll get back to you.

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[rae_of_sun]

Would you prefer the results in a bar graph or a pie chart?

[erratic_hematic]

:(

[rae_of_sun]

Awww. Okay, let me think.

[a minute later]

[rae_of_sun]

I don't know. Movie?

[erratic_hematic]

okay MOVIE we can do that

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[rae_of_sun]

Okay, that's the master plan.

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[rae_of_sun]

Also, I demand to know what Aziraphale is like drunk.

[erratic_hematic]

[Attached is an unflattering picture of Aziraphale. He's stuffing a bit of fried onion into his mouth, his eyes halfway closed, and a glass of wine in his other hand.]

[rae_of_sun]

SHIVA WEPT.

[rae_of_sun]

You are my hero.

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[erratic_hematic]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[erratic_hematic]

your my favorite ❤ come first here come DOWN here were at MILMOTS

[rae_of_sun]

You're adorable. :) But some of us have to work in the morning.

[erratic_hematic]

FINE but your missing out becuz im more adorable adorable here

[erratic_hematic]

Anal phallic hasnt even scene TITANIC

[erratic_hematic]

Anal phallic! HA meant AZIRIFALE

[rae_of_sun]

I figured. :P. WTF is 'Titanic'?

[erratic_hematic]

no

[rae_of_sun]

… Okay then.

[erratic_hematic]

dent your world have the actual SHIP come on at least the SHIP. it sank. bg deal.

[rae_of_sun]

A lot of ships sink. Titanic isn't ringing any bells though.

[erratic_hematic]

no BELLS. no. it hit some ice. greatness story of human hummus HUBRIS

[rae_of_sun]

Not in my universe. We had the Voodoo Wars for that, I guess.

[erratic_hematic]

rose and jack r buatiful

after a few minutes without a response

[erratic_hematic]

SUNSHINE come delta here wanna see you

[erratic_hematic]

voodoo war sobs silly should have the ship instead

[erratic_hematic]

ur buatiful too

[erratic_hematic]

AZIRIFALE is real drunk usheild c