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[antitimelord]

You'll never guess who just had the nerve to scold me in a pub. I can't believe it myself.

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[theoldgirl]

I do not care.

[antitimelord]

It was Charlotte Pollard. Though from a different time, or universe, who knows. She accused me of kidnapping the Doctor. ME.

[antitimelord]

Does that sound remotely like me, I ask you.

[antitimelord]

She thought Johnny'd really seen me at it. Like that leaky kettle's a reliable witness.

[theoldgirl]

If that girl is good for one thing, it is scolding you. Now stop messaging me.

[antitimelord]

Apparently not, since I didn't actually do the thing I was being yelled at for.

[antitimelord]

Then she said I wasn't any use, I think she's disappointed I didn't kidnap him to be honest.

[antitimelord]

I ought to start charging for my services if I'm going to be everyone's go to villain.

[antitimelord]

Someone has vastly misunderstood everything about me. Perhaps you could have a talk with her.

[antitimelord]

Build an airlock, put her out it. Then you can be good for something, too.

[theoldgirl]

I can think of somewhere useful I would rather put you. And no one would ever bother you there again.

[antitimelord]

Don't start, this isn't about me.

[antitimelord]

Which was exactly my point.

[antitimelord]

She thinks she can just, I don't know, stab me again, probably. Not nearly as concerned as she should be.

[theoldgirl]

Stop it.

[antitimelord]

Well that's why I'm telling you. Who else.

[antitimelord]

Of course I don't like it either.

[theoldgirl]

Are you actually utterly incapable of shouting yourself hoarse without me listening?

[antitimelord]

I'm not shouting. Not even metaphorically.

[antitimelord]

Not like I expected you to have any sort of valuable input.

[antitimelord]

Maybe throw a reunion party.

[antitimelord]

I'd like to see her try to 'set me to rights.'

[theoldgirl]

Then tell her so, not me.

[antitimelord]

I'm certain I already did.

[theoldgirl]

There is literally no point to this then. As is typical of you.