[Text to Johnny]

[antitimelord]

[http://www.dionaea-house.com/] A little light reading.

Comments

[antitimelord]

What are you, warning me?

[johnny_truant]

no go find it what the fuck do I care

[antitimelord]

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Condemned_House?action=render

[antitimelord]

Fascinating stuff.

[johnny_truant]

[after two read-throughs, intense confusion over "Cheese Lord," and much more intense perturbation over Cheese Lord's assertion that he is legally married to a cartoon]

I know what you're doing.

[antitimelord]

Do you? Let's compare notes and see if we got the same answer.

[johnny_truant]

you're trying to fuck with me obviously. Are you that bored?

[antitimelord]

It was an important lesson. To help you adjust to your new time period.

[johnny_truant]

Yeah you're so helpful.