[Text to Crowley]

[bibliophale]

Hello Crowley? Is this the right thing to reach you with? I have something I need to ask you. Let me know if you get this. Yours, Asia phallus

Comments

[bibliophale]

What! Why did it change my name? How did that happen? That is not what I typed!

[bibliophale]

Crowley? Hello? This is Airspace

[bibliophale]

No!!!

[bibliophale]

I do not care for this device!

[bibliophale]

Crowley are you there? Hello? The phone will not let me tell you who I am

[anguiform]

[anguiform]

It's called autocorrect. Genius, I'd've been proud of it.

[anguiform]

You've gotta teach the phone to recognise your name as a word. Type it enough times and it will. Though 'Asia phallus' has a ring to it. :P

[anguiform]

What's up?

[bibliophale]

It does NOT!

[bibliophale]

Of course you would have been proud. It is horrible.

[bibliophale]

What is :P?

[anguiform]

Tilt your head to the left

[bibliophale]

Are you trying to trick me?

[anguiform]

It's a little face, angel. They're not new, either, so don't give me that new-fangled technology bollocks. I slept through most of the 19th century, what's your excuse?

[bibliophale]

You know I've never gone in for these things! It doesn't even look anything like a face.

[bibliophale]

Anyway I have to ask you about a girl. Her name is Melanie. I met in a dream last night. She lives at Roman.

[bibliophale]

ROMAC. I think she is a prisoner there. Do you know anything about there being prison cells?

[anguiform]

I mean, yeah, there's a whole level below the cellar that's cells. Dunno how many of em are full, but they do seem to want to be prepared. Lots of weird tech too, for prisoners with special abilities.

[anguiform]

What, you want me to break this kid out or something?

[bibliophale]

Not yet. It's complicated. I'll need to visit her again. But if you could find out what they intend to do with her I'd be much obliged.

[anguiform]

Complicated how?

[bibliophale]

She's not entirely human. Some kind of fungus creature has taken over her body. At least I think that's right. She seems to think she's dangerous.

[anguiform]

I'm sorry, was that more autocorrect? A *fungus creature*?

[bibliophale]

That's what she told me!

[anguiform]

I... see. I'll look into it.

[bibliophale]

Thank you. I appreciate it.