The Big Applesauce Network

[text to Gabriel]

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 05:58:44 GMT

Posted by: lonelyghost

Dear Gabriel I am sorry that I told Johnny about what you did it was wrong of me and it was private and you didn't want me to tell him. I hope it didn't hurt him. He loves you very much and sometimes he thinks he doesn't deserve you but you love him very much and it scares you that you could lose him and I just wanted to help but sometimes when I try to help it goes wrong and I say the wrong things. I would have taken it back but I think you would have known because you are so powerful. I wanted to ask you more about what you are but there wasn't time. If you aren't angry with me perhaps you could tell me sometime. Writing like this is difficult. Sometimes the letters change but they always change to the thing I wanted to say. Can the fine Donne fonne hear my thoughts? Just there it said wrong things. Maybe it's because I didn't know what I was trying to say either. Spike tried to tell me what this thing is but I don't understand.

[a short while later]

I met a girl named B and she taught me how to talk on the phone so I don't have to type this is much easier even if it is still very strange

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[texts to Greta]

Tue, 31 May 2016 03:48:00 GMT

Posted by: etherthief

[A series of rapid-fire texts sent while pacing and hoping Greta's phone is on silent]

how's things going

is he okay? is Steven? are you?

ruckus and I are having a party

that's a lie she's watching me pace around the room

your apartment is so clean I can't even clean it

miss you

is that stupid??

idek just ignore me you've got bigger stuff to deal with

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[Text to Jack]

Sun, 17 Apr 2016 20:37:18 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

Getting a bit carried away out there?

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[Text to Johnny]

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 19:56:42 GMT

Posted by: eliotwaugh

hey johnny

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[Text to Iman]

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:40:42 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

Iman. I love you TO MUCH.

SO MUCH my phone got if all wrong I'm sorry!!

No such thing as too much 😉

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[angel radio to Lucifer]

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 05:56:41 GMT

Posted by: has_a_horn

Hey bro, scrubbed the sigils off especially for you. Got something I want to show you.

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[Text to Johnny]

Tue, 15 Mar 2016 01:52:04 GMT

Posted by: wildmage_daine

The TARDIS is gone. Gabriel's in the ramble, and he doesn't seem keen on leaving. I think he might listen to you, though, if you went to him.

I didn't want to be a bother, so I didn't stay, but I have some of the People looking out for him.

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[Text to Everyone]

Sun, 06 Mar 2016 20:14:54 GMT

Posted by: cheeseburger_backpack

There's something wrong with the Balladeer. Can someone please help me?

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[text to Greta]

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 18:25:44 GMT

Posted by: singthesong

Hey! How are you?

Sorry I didn't swing by today, things got busy. I think I adopted a kid

Do you have any advice on that, by the way? Just in general?

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[Text to Everyone]

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 17:52:12 GMT

Posted by: cheeseburger_backpack

Hi! I'm Steven Universe, and I just got here yesterday. :)

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[Prayer to Gabriel]

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 21:41:45 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

Gabriel, I need help. Iman's apartment. Please hurry.

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[Texts to Iman]

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 20:37:48 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

We have a new arrival. I should introduce you.

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[text to Gabriel]

Tue, 01 Dec 2015 19:11:05 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

Can you come by my apartment, if you have a minute? There's a new arrival.

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[text to Gabriel]

Fri, 27 Nov 2015 05:44:11 GMT

Posted by: singthesong

Hey, sorry about that whole Death thing last night. Dream kinda got away from me there.

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[Pan-Network Text]

Mon, 16 Nov 2015 04:43:45 GMT

Posted by: erratic_hematic

Anyone need a sparring partner? guess I could teach you to fight too

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[Text to Eliot]

Tue, 27 Oct 2015 03:55:55 GMT

Posted by: johnny_truant

hey man it's been a while, sorry I've been such a flake, you wanna do something soon? like... tomorrow? I know tomorrow's monday but I'm free if you are

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[pan-network text]

Fri, 16 Oct 2015 04:22:47 GMT

Posted by: singthesong

Does anybody want guitar lessons? Or ukelele, banjo, or piano lessons? Discounts for rifties!

[They might actually just be entirely free, because the Balladeer's enthusiasm far outweighs his money sense.]

You can play with this too, but I wouldn't recommend it for beginners.

[See attached picture. His enthusiasm FAR outweighs his money sense.]

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[text to Jay]

Thu, 15 Oct 2015 20:09:13 GMT

Posted by: postictal

shit.

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[Text to Iman]

Wed, 07 Oct 2015 00:50:25 GMT

Posted by: andhiswife

[Four separate texts in rapid, nervous succession.]

Hello.

Sorry I've been so quiet lately.

Would you like to come by? You could meet Lilly.

And it would be nice to see you.

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[text to group EARTH'S DEFENDERS]

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 23:00:05 GMT

Posted by: starlightcalliope

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[text to all network-accessible devices]

Sun, 13 Sep 2015 20:23:00 GMT

Posted by: peacefulexplorer

If anyone here knows or knew Daniel Jackson -

he's back. I'm back.

Sort of, anyway. I'm sorry if I can't remember who you are. My memory's apparently not what it used to be.

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[Text to All]

Sat, 12 Sep 2015 01:37:20 GMT

Posted by: bibliophale

Hello, network. This is AZIRAPHALE. I have a bit of an odd request. Would anyone be willing - and equipped - to take care of a young girl for a while? Her name is Lilly and I've been looking after her, but I think it would be best if she had care from a human. She is... sprightly. Please let me know. Thank you. -AZIRAPHALE

P.S. This device insists on capitalizing my name, it is not meant to be that way.

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[Text to Rush]

Sat, 05 Sep 2015 05:58:21 GMT

Posted by: etherthief

ffff are you okay

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[text to Johnny]

Wed, 02 Sep 2015 04:21:50 GMT

Posted by: lottawork

You reside in the same building as Seth, correct?

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[Text to Greta]

Tue, 01 Sep 2015 18:01:45 GMT

Posted by: etherthief

Greta are you awake? Are you okay? Do you want me to come over??

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