[anonymous, encrypted vine to most or all riftie network accessible phones]

[i_jones]

[a message that, if opened - though which doesn't need to be in order to reply - displays an approximately six-second, silent zoom shot of a latte with a decorative dragon passant on top... or maybe a dog passant with spikes... but probably a dragon]

[Text to Johnny]

[antitimelord]

Hey, what dress size are you, again?